Thursday, January 26, 2017

LQP-79 Virus

This is the real term for the zombie virus. If you ever hear this virus on the news make sure to take action fast. Get as much food as you can. While you are three make sure to stock up on Bleach and Lysol. ( will speak about later) The LQP-79 Virus is something not to play with. Yes the spread of the virus will take time to take over your local area. But it is a deadly virus that would get you killed.

What is the Virus?

The LQP-79 Virus is much like the flu. It will take around 2 days for all the symptoms to occur in your body. Once you know for sure you have the virus get away from the general public. Make sure you have no way out or contact to human life. It is very sad to say make sure you plan your death after the virus has taken over. If you don’t end your life your local army will do it for you. The reason is there is no cure for the virus. It is not known if the virus will die out of you. Because anyone who gets the virus can’t be researched on because most crave the taste of human flesh. And because of this can’t be tested by human life. The government might have started on this with out us knowing. But most likely keeping it away from the public.

The Symptoms:

High fever, vomiting, coughing blood, chest pains, increased blood presser, and increased heart rate. The finally symptoms are brain-dead, might have taste for human flesh, psychotic behavior, extreme aggression, and only following sounds. Witch you must kill yourself before you become a threat to the human race before the last stages. If you start to get the starting symptoms get yourself to the doctor if you can to be researched on.

How can it spread:

Anyone who has the virus and don’t want to know about it, or don’t care they have it, or if they don’t know about it can spread it to you. The person with the virus can spread it to you with in speaking distance. They can spread it to you by an open wound, blood transfer, or by broken skin. If someone with the virus bites you are transfers the virus to you make sure to waste no time to get to your doctor. And hope they have Learned something to stop the virus or your life may be near its end.
To kill the virus if the infected person leaks blood near you:
Get gloves a face mask and the bleach or Lysol. Poor or spray which on you choose over the blood. Let it sit for two hours to make sure the blood is clean and not infected. Clean it with a mop or towel. Make sure you discard the mop or towel after.

Notes:

When you hear the virus is spreading don’t panic. The virus will take time to spread. Make sure to take action though. Make sure you shop for more than three months or longer.
Known Cases:
The virus took over some American kids in their teens. No known date or records but word of mouth.

Resources:
Mediasyndicate.com
And
LQP-79 June 27th 2012
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Mother Tries To Eat Baby




In 2014 a woman by the name of Li Zhenghua was pregnant at the age of 24. Her mother in law kicked her out the house while she was pregnant and was living on the streets for a few weeks. When she went into labor she was sent to a hospital in Shenzhen, in Southern China. While Li Zhenghua was recovering three days after her labor she was holding her baby. But what she was doing to the baby was very sick. The nurse by the name of Liu Tianlun who worked in the hospital ward walking in to Li Zhenghua’s room and saw Li Zhenghua eating her baby’s hand. Liu Tianlun fought Li Zhenghua to save the baby from her. Lucky Liu Tianlun was able to save the baby.  The baby’s hand was badly damaged from Li Zhenghua bites.

This case has been going under investigation since 2014. I still can’t find a website that shows the results of the case. Needless to say, I don’t know what happen to Li Zhenghua or why she did it. Was it because she was hunger from living on the streets? I really think that is unlikely to be the case because they most likely feed her while she was in the hospital. Maybe something happened to her from being on the streets for that long. Without knowing what happened to her, this still sounds like a zombie case to me. If you know any information about this case please email me.

Source: Robson, S. (2014, December 4). Cannibal mum tries to EAT baby shortly after giving birth. Retrieved January 26, 2017, from World news, http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cannibal-mum-tries-eat-baby-4747036

10 Things Most Zombie Lovers Didn't Know Was Real. 



#10 Zombie-Opoly Board Game

A game made from 2- 6 players with traditional or one hour version is something you should have. This game was made for players over the age of three because of the small parts they can choke on. But if you are over that age then why not give the game a try. By buying your favorite zombie and building of you rent by buying boxes of flesh and trading them the boxes of flesh with other players for a screaming human. It is all fun into someone gets you into what is called in the game as buried. When this happens you will be crawling your way back to the surface for three turns. Welcome back Zombie. You will choose you tokens and shamble to RRrrrrrr. Players may soon be re-animated...or you may just be blood spewed and bitten. And that is the game. With 209 customers rating the game getting 4.6 out of 5 stars, it sounds promising. You can own it for just $19.95 while stock last. Just click the photo and you will be taken to the site.





#9 The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

My personal favorite book out of a few I have read. This book will teach you everything you will need to know when a zombie attack happens. The book gives detailed information about where to seek shelter, how to kill a zombie and much more. There is ten lessons you will learn to survive when that zombie attack happens. Max Brooks did his research to make sure you will stay alive. Don't wait till an attack happens. For when one does it might be too late and you might be one of them. With my personal review it is a good read. But, don't just take my word for it. Go with the 1,669 people who reviewed this book and gave it a rating of 4.4 stars out of 5. You can own this book for $11.36 for the paperback and $69.99 hardcover. Click the photo and it will take you to the website where you can buy it.







#8 Zombie Dice

Another game for the zombie fan or family. Zombie Dice can be played with two or more players. The game comes with a cup and 13 custom dice that are your victims. You will be playing by eating the victims brains. But you will need to hurry and eat as many brains as you can before the shotgun blast ends your turn. The game is very fast to learn how to play it. This game can last from 15 to 20 minutes long with the right amount of people. So why not be a zombie for a few minutes and eat some brains. I mean that is what zombies want right? The game has 4.6 stars out of 5 with 665 people rating it. You can own this game for $9.99. Just click the photo and it will take you to the website where you can buy it.









 #7 Into the Dead

One of my all time favorite games. You can spend hours playing it just like me. The game is available on many smart phones and tablets. The game starts by putting you in a zombie attack where there is no turning back. Through out the game you are running straight into zombies and you have to do your best to move yourself away from them before they grab you and eat you alive. There is some weapons you can get while you run or before you start the game. There is even a dog you can use to protect you, while you are trying to stay alive from the zombies who are hungry to eat you. The key to the game is stay alive and try to beat other players by running a longer distance than them. The hardest part I always had was when I had to run in the corn fields or at least I think it is corn. The game has 4.1 stars out of 5. The game is free to download and play. You can buy some coins to unlock weapons and start off where you where kills as well as other things. You can click the photo and it will take you to the website to download the game.





#6 NV Zombie Zin California Zinfandel Red Wine 750 ml

This one got me off guard when I was looking stuff up for you guys. If you are a wine lover like me then this is for you. The plus side is the cool looking zombie they have on the sticker. It suggested that it is a window to another world. The grapes are sourced throughout California, mostly from the dry, hot sandy soils of the Delta region and the Central Valley. The wine was fermented in Stainless Steel and aged for about a half a year in American oak. This wine is almost a very dark purple color. The aromas are of ripe, dense black fruits and a hint of dried herbs. The wine's flavor is very rich and complex, with sporting succulent blackberries, powdered cinnamon, cola and cherry jam. And just a hint of black pepper in the long finish. This wine would go great with a day of watch zombie movies or reading a zombie book. I know I can't wait to get my hand on it. I will order a bottle right after I post this blog. Are if you are not a wine drinker why not get one just for show. This wine has 4.0 stars out of 5 with 25 people rating it. You can get one for just $10.00 and rate it yourself. Just click the photo and it will take you to the website to buy it. Hurry while supplies last.





#5 Zombie -Dragging Drew

You remember them Chia commercials they had on TV? Well I don't know if you seen the Chia Zombie because I did not. Well, at least till now. This Chia plant grows to look like grass under the zombie that is rising. It only takes one to two weeks to fully grow. It is very easy to grow and fun as the details states. It will come with three plantings that what I think is seeds. It also comes with a drip tray so water want get all over. I know I want to get one for my desk. And my birthday is on the 29th so I know I need to hurry and tell my friends and family I really want this. This Chia has a 4.0 stars out of 5 with 107 people rating it. You can own one for just $11.75. Just click on the photo and it will take you to the website to buy it.





#4 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in a Sardine Can

Another thing you will need when a zombie attack happens. This zombie survival kit contains a compass, whistle, matches, first aid instructions, razor blade, pencil, non-aspirin pain reliever, fire starter cube, adhesive bandage, energy nugget, wire clip, reflective signal surface fish-hook, fishing line and spool, duct tape, note paper, sugar salt gum, re-closable bag, antibiotic ointment tea, safety-pin and alcohol prep pad. Please if you are a child ask your parents first before buying. But, this will keep you alive when that special day comes. Well my special day that is. This will give you the basic stuff needed while fighting off zombies. This item has 4.5 out of 5 stars with 103 reviews. You can protect yourself for just $10.41. Just click the photo and it will take you to the website to buy it.






#3 Zombie Garden Gnome

Do you have you own house and yard? Well lucky you I still live with my grandmother. But not for long I hope. Anyways, if you love Gnomes and Zombies this is for you. Scare the people who come into your yard with this zombie garden gnome. I know I will let people know I love zombie when I get my house with this. It is 16 inches high and 5.5 inches wide. You can use it for more than just your yard. You can use it in a haunted house or just use it for Halloween. That is up to you to pick. I know I would have this out all year. It only has 3.8 stars out of 5 with 200 customers reviews. I know I would most likely give it 5 out of 5. If you would like one it is only $9.99, just click the photo and it will take you to the website to buy it.









#2 Mobile Undead - USB 2.0 A to Micro USB Zombie Cable Tangle Free Sync and Charge Braided Cable 5 Feet Black Green Neon

Have a cell phone? Well this one is for you. This cool looking phone charger could be yours. The cable can charge most types of phones and more. The cool zombie print on the end of the cable is so cool looking. Well to me at least. This cable will charge your phone in no time with aMax 2.4 Amp charging capabilities from the 2.4A output USB port on wall chargers or car chargers. It was made with high quality Braided Nylon fiber jacket provides higher durability and increased flexibility. And to top it off it is very light weight. I mean it is a cable it should not be 100 lbs you know. You can get this cable for your iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 6, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6s Plus, iPhone 5s, iPhone 5c, iPhone 5 SE, iPad Pro and Air Mini iPod for only $14.99. If you have one of these you can click the photo above and it will take you to the website to buy it. Now if you have a Android, Samsung Galaxy, HTC, Nokia Nexus Sony Phones or anything else you can have one for only $8.99. Click the second photo and it will take you to the website to buy it. Make sure to check the information area to make sure you not buying it just to sit there.



#1 Harcos Labs Zombie Jerky Teriyaki, 1.25 Oz

Sadly I could not use the photo for the number one item on this list. But, there is a link at the bottom that will take you to the webpage to look at the item. This is number one on my list to buy. This green beef jerky in the hazard bag that the information area states“Every little bit of natural instinct tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT, but when you try it, you realize that it actually tastes like yummy teriyaki beef jerky,”. The bag holds 13 grams of protein and only 1 gram of fat. That package is 1.25oz(35g). This would most likely go good with watching your favorite zombie movie or just a snack while you are running from a zombie. You know you will need energy to run from a zombie. You can buy this product for only $8.47. That does sounds like a lot of money for jerky. But I think it would be money well spent. If you want to get it just click the link below. Harcos Labs Zombie Jerky Teriyaki, 1.25 Oz

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